I was flipping through the TV channels, you know, like we do, clickety, clickety, Commercial, Commercial, Commercial, I Love Lucy, Commercial, Brady Bunch, Pawn Stars, Paris Hilton crying... Wait, What???
Sure enough, there's Paris, all weepy eyed with a box of Kleenex, so I put up the sound for a listen..
I like Paris, since Anna Nicole died she's become my fantasy bride.
Paris was on with that new English dude, going on about how it's so unfair to be a virtuous young, slim, blond millionaire in today's harsh times.
She says she was living an exemplary chaste and modest life and then BAM!!! Be seen by billions in ONE SEX VIDEO and now everyone thinks she's a slut, Ain't fair. Poor Paris.
Well, Dear, it's the same or worse for men. A man can chase women, sleep with women, marry women, cheat with women, make the pursuit of women his life, and then BAM...
Suck ONE DICK!!!!! Queer for life!!! Ain't fair.
It ain't fair! I've been doing comedy for 25 years and never been called a comedian. I "returned fire" at a heckler on time and now I am forever labeled a "professional asshole".
ReplyDeleteNot fair at all!
That heckler can suck MY d1ck!
Who's the queer now? Huuuuuh?