Finally got my driver's license back from the most recent drug arrest. I'm all done now except have to buy very expensive car insurance for another year and a half.
Did I learn any thing in jail?.Sure; where the better drug deals are, how to hot wire a car with a penny and piece of aluminum foil, always keep a Bible handy so when arrested can have some reading material and rolling papers and more.
Arresting officer asked me Why do you use that stuff, do you have glaucoma?
I must have, I answered, Sure as Hell didn't see you.
Final tip learned; Don't smart off to cop when hand cuffed in back seat of patrol car.
Might spend a few hours parked in the sun. Just something you may want to keep in mind.
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